true blue

Dear Author,

So you made an AU where the main character is an alien suffering from amnesia who kills people who annoy him because that's acceptable in his culture. That's pretty cool; it could make for some interesting reading if done well.

However.

The love interest who's taking care of him is human, with human emotions and was raised in human society. His response to Character A killing two people who hit on him and eating their eyeballs would not be to roll his eyes and vaguely chastise him with the "when in Rome" talk. No, seriously. It wouldn't.

No love,

Me

Reminded of this by a post further down about the sex drive and lack thereof of a species which doesn't canonically reproduce in that manner.

Dear smut author:

I don't think it's possible for a character to have anything approaching a sex drive if they canonically had all their sexual organs removed via either surgery or genetic fiddling (I'm not too clear on that point) before birth.

Completely work safe and it's right this way.... http://graceasaur.livejournal.com/8857.html

I've never been the sort of person that gets into a fandom and HAS to have a favorite pairing. But a few do pop up every once in a while, and even an OTP has finally found its way to me. So of course I go off to find fics about the pairings I like, specifically the OTP. None of them are bad, really (though a few are great for laughs), but I do have one big problem with them.

They're all the same.
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⌈ Secret Post #1076 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

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Notes:

Early 'cause I've got finals. Hope no one minds.

Secrets Left to Post: 07 pages, 157 secrets from Secret Submission Post #154.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ], [ 1 - personal attack ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

I was really enjoying the hot boy!sexin' until you had Boy A, who had just been riding Boy B, "dismount" and proceed to suck off Boy B. Um. That is beyond unsanitary and disgusting. That dick that he now has in his mouth? Was just in his ass. Just, no.



Edited for clarification: Boy B was inside of Boy A, then Boy A started with the blowjob. And they hadn't been using a condom.

Dear specific J2 author (though sadly, I suspect you're not the only one):

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Duly horrified,

Me.

Dear Author,

When your fic is rated NC-17 and its summary reads "a bit of smut behind-the-scenes at a miscellaneous photoshoot", I think that you might also want to mention that it goes beyond just smut and that the main character is being sexually assaulted.

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If your kink meme prompt looks like this:
Ummm I'd REALY like it to be as rough and dirty as possible..... all kinks okay......... It's up to you whether you want it to be noncon or dubcon!!! ;-D

Then this is my automatic reaction:
Wow, creepy Uncle Tim, when did you find Livejournal?

Edited to fix spacing.

ETA: The juxtaposition of noncon/dubcon, three exclamation points, and the enthusiastic emoticon all throw me a little.

Title: Peekaboo
Author: Dee Laundry
Pairing: House/Wilson, Blythe/John
Rating: R for language (humorous)
Words: 1978
Summary: Blythe House has no problem whatsoever with pink.
Notes: Part of the My Fathers’ Son 'verse; direct sequel to Luminescence. Set in late December 2009, although this 'verse deviated from canon at about late Season Three. This fic is a birthday present for the utterly awesome daisylily. Thanks to nightdog_barks, perspi, and bironic for the beta.

Wilson had seen people fall in love before, but none who'd fallen as hard and as fast as Blythe did for sixteen-week-old Jack.

Because I'm getting tons of PMs and stuff about this: stuff featuring actual porn of lolicon/shota/whatever will be linked, or was supposed to be just linked, just like every other secret featuring explicit porn. But sometimes I make mistakes and a secret gets by that should have been just linked. If a secret is posted that should be linked or warned for, notify me in the name the fandom thread and I'll fix it as soon as I can.

Unfortunately, secrets about lolicon/shota will not be banned because some people think it's wrong or gross or whatever. Some people think fic about rape or gore is wrong or gross or whatever. Some people think slash is wrong or gross or whatever. I'm sure everyone agrees that actual child porn is a bad thing. Lolicon/shota is not actual child porn.

Once again, I'm sorry for letting #127 get past my radar yesterday, and will try not to let it happen again.

This has probably been ranted about at least a dozen times before, but here goes. It was inspired by a specific author (and is directed at them), but could apply to so many people out there.

If you're trying to write a smut fic that isn't supposed to be funny, could you please stay away from euphemisms like "cunt butter"? I was really enjoying your fic, but seeing those two words pop up in the middle of what I can only describe as romantic smut threw me out of the fic so fast that I'm still giggling over the mental image of .... Well, I think you get the picture.

And hey, if you enjoy that kind of euphemism, that's fine. I'm sure you're not the only one. Just try to get into your potential readers' shoes and think about how that phrase might affect their ability to enjoy the scene. Trust me when I say that pretty much everyone will be much happier if you do.

Eek! I've been having horrible internet connection so I haven't been able to upload as much as I would like. There are only three chapters left, though, so hopefully I'll be able to get everything finished. Normally I like to upload this before 3pm and after 5am but I don't know how long I'll be online, and so . . .

Title: A New Divide
Author: vampmissedith
Rating: PG-13, for suggestive dialogue, language, some sexual themes, and sensitive subject matter.
Pairing: House/Wilson (pre-slash, but then eventual slash.)
Warnings: mentions of House/Stacy, vague Wilson's wives, some Wilson/Amber, and a barely-there original character.
Disclaimer: I don't own House. [insert witty joke here]
Author's Note: This is written post-Joy to the World and disregards anything after that episode.
Summary: When Wilson inadvertantly wishes that he and House had never become friends, he finds himself thrust into a world where just that happens.

chapter fourteen

Hi new member here!! XD
I'm too lazy to post all of my past House/Wilson art here so you can just check it on my Journal.. :)

Since this is my first post here think I'll leave something smutty as an intro..

Pairing : obvious
Rating : NC-17

Wilson you stupid Horn Dog!!

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Just spotted this on Doris Egan's twitter. Oh, Robert. :) Apologies if this has been posted already.

Robert explained to me why B stories without Wilson are much better. He offered to help me develop one, if necessary. 8:02 PM Dec 14th from Brizzly

I admit that this may just be a product of my twisted brain, but it keeps happening when I read fics . . .

When you have a species that, canonically, reproduces in a way that is entirely asexual, would they actually have a sex drive? Would they even be born/created/come into existance with the bits needed to have sex? I realize that it's not a purely reproductive act, but would they biologically(or not) develop the hormones or nerve clusters required to make it worth their while?

This isn't a 'Don't write' rant; I can mentally file such fics as AUs in a verse where they actually do have the bits, but my brain WILL NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS WHEN I AM SUPPOSED TO WRITE YULETIDE.

*whimper*